Thirsty Sailor

A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!” The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he … Read more

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The Baths Of Virgin Gorda

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Get the most out of a trip to one of the Virgin Islands’ best Standing nearly 50 feet above the ethereal, blue Caribbean with mammoth, granite boulders all around and a few snorkelers here and there, I plunge into a … Read more

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A Nice Local Place on Jost Van Dyke

A little “Off the Beaten Track,” but probably the best conch and lobster in the Virgin Islands Abe’s By the Sea, located on the eastern side of Little Harbour, Jost Van Dyke, British Virgin Islands, does not look like much … Read more

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Stranded on a Deserted Island

An ambitious I.T. Manager finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. …at least for a while. A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and … Read more

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Croisière en catamaran: les idées reçues

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«Une semaine en mer en famille ? Non merci. J’ai le mal de mer, les enfants vont s’ennuyer, je préfère une plage tranquille et le confort d’un petit hôtel en bord de mer» Cette phrase résume bien les aprioris que … Read more

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A famous sea captain

Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did for years he guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. … Read more

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Sailing School Charter

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Get Sailing and Navigation Courses during one week live aboard cruises You want to learn more about sailing? Learn to handle a catamaran! Benefit from the most immerse environment possible with a more thorough experience than being on the boat … Read more

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Le 7eme sens, le sens du vent

Exploiter le pouvoir du « 7ème Sens” Si vous êtes comme moi quand j’ai commencé à naviguer, vous avez du mal à voir le vent, à comprendre d’où il vient. Bien sur, à bord, on jette un œil sur les … Read more

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We enjoyed every day

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« Thank you Captain Pat for a trip of a lifetime! The moment we stepped aboard Oteka, you made us feel welcome and comfortable. Your knowledge of where to moor was perfect! From the serene Guana Island, the delicious grilled … Read more

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A phenomal experience

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“What a phenomenal experience! Thank you Captain Pat, Mapi and Oteka for your gracious hospitality and guidance for our group of inexperienced sailors. Captain Pat you have been so kind and such a patient teacher! We certainly look forward to … Read more

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